King of the Sea, Not the Bathroom

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Quilted Northern for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine.

King of the Sea, Not the Bathroom

While the Killer Whale is known as the King of the Sea, he’s not in the ruler of the bathroom. He wishes he could swim away from his perch on top of the toilet. When it comes to what goes on in the loo, it always helps to have great quality toilet paper and a good sense of humor. That’s why the folks at Quilted Northern think the best bathroom experiences are the ones we CAN forget #HelpMeForget.

Here’s what I posted on Instagram:

The orca may be “King of the Sea” but he doesn’t have much klout in the bathroom! @quiltednorthern makes bathroom tissue so good– you forget about everything that happens in the loo! Click that link in my bio to watch some super funny videos featuring ill fated bathroom objects. #helpmeforget #ad

A photo posted by Malia Martine Karlinsky (@maliakarlinsky) on Jun 17, 2015 at 10:36am PDT

With their luxury 3-ply bath tissue, Quilted Northern® gives you a great but less-than-memorable experience… in other words, their product works so well you don’t give you time in the “WC” another thought!

They’ve launched a series of light-hearted Designed to be Forgotten videos, including TV spots (and bonus spots) featuring poor unfortunate objects like my poor Killer Whale. Directed by renowned Director and Academy Nominee Bennett Miller, these quick videos are sure to make you chuckle and maybe even laugh out loud!